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His hypnotism has great potential, but its mostly wasted on fetishes.

Horns in image are smaller than they appear.

Breaker of hearts, wearer of stars. Needs a cigar.

A poisonous jungle bot who has never seen technology in her life.

His once critically-acclaimed restaurant is in ruins and his spirits have gone arid.

Started as a farmer, now we're here.

Let him sing you the song of his people.

Executes his prisoners with finesse and style.

Spot him with 5 lollipops in his cheeks as he jumps on the bed.

Space gothic is the raddest new trend these days.

Vanilla in every aspect, but at least vanilla tastes good.

Playful and soft-hearted, others look up to her as a comforting and uplifting role model.

Fluffy cute cloud boy.

He's that one guy makin' sure that nobody feels excluded during the party.

Continually walked in his brother's shadow before realizing that he IS the darkness.

She reverse-hybernates: she sleeps year round, then arises for the winter festivities to get drunk and party. Makes a great mom to her 4 children.

The cog Messiah; partied with the humans as his return was awaited.

A pseudo-vampire with a castle court brimming with succubi.

He's much sweeter and softer than his appearance suggests. His giant belly makes a great bed.

He's sort of enigmatic in the sense that we can never tell if he's sarcastic or not.

The most aggressive hippie you'll ever meet.

If you can't handle her at her worst, then I wouldn't blame you. Not entirely sure her best is worth it.

Has an impressive resume of mastered martial arts and a pair of sick bat wings.

A self-proclaimed otaku and conoisseur of all things kawaii.

He earned his scar protecting his beloved colleagues.

Highkey protector, lowkey furry. Most say it's the other way around.

What are those claws and that tongue for? Breaking and slurping scallops, of course!

Believes sharks are as good of pets as dogs and cats. (My son.)

His eyes view the world as sepia tone, but his mind views the world through rose. He yearns for a time he never lived to see.

Do what you want 'cus a pirate is free, including going commando. Or nude.

Darling southern peach tea sweetheart or whore? Both, definitely both.

The sweetest, most dainty little swordfighter you'll ever meet.

I just want somebody to look at me the way she looks at her garden.

He's the opposite of enigmatic in the sense that we know every word that leaves his mouth is sarcastic.

He's the life of the stag party!

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Walks into a hardcore rave wearing her modest hippy garb, ready to get crunk.

Is there somebody out there who won't break his heart?

His head isn't tiny, his muscles are just massive.

His endeavors to help endangered species has endangered himself.

Breakcore enthusiast, hardstyle affectionado, ass lover.

Genius, billionare, playgirl, philanthropist.

She's as tiny as a turnip, too.

Constantly views the world as spinning, so he's perpetually dizzy.

Old lady killer!

Look underneath his phonograph for a hidden stash of gold!